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overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

maureensowerbutts:

find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

Robert Downey Jr @ SDCC 2014

Emotions are supposed to be raw, ugly, brutal…you don’t want someone to ‘sorta’ love you. You want that love to be a bursting flame, not a candle. —unknown (via unlively)

homoassassin:

have we all accepted chris pratt as our star lord and savior

whoretuzzo:

is josh harrison even a real person

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censers:

i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

vincecarters:

the baltimore orioles need to be disintegrated

posted 17 hours ago with 29 notes (via + source)

mlb:

Andrew McCutchen, pleasure to meet your acquaintance. 

mancandykings:

Q: Why do they keep making Hook hit the floor?

C: Because I’m really good at the funky worm.

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

permissiontogoafterhim:

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